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Writer’s block vs. Writer’s blog

Whereas a writer’s block is defined by the inability to write, a writer’s blog is quite the opposite; Here all rules are off and you can write pretty much what you want without having to think about...

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A Penis in the frozen aisle

So this very bald guy comes up to me by the frozen aisle at Whole foods, points at Emma and Olivia sitting next to each other in the cart and says. “Are they twins?” For those of you who have never...

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Vagina Junior

Not being born and raised in the US probably explains at least one aspect of me not fully understanding the whole nicknaming thing in the US. Though, in primary school in history class, running through...

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Thursday as in the first day of the week?

There is still a lot of confusion as to whether the official week starts on Sunday or Monday. For many years it was Sunday; historically, Saturday is the Sabbath and therefore the 7th day, the day of...

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Killing me softly

So I spent half of my Sunday trying to come up with some fun sounding name for PMS (just to ease things of at home with my husband): ‘Please More Sun’, ‘Prove Me Sane’, ‘Precaution; Mom’s Sick’… But...

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Benign benign benign

Just recently I learned a new word, i.e. my new all time favorite word: benign. It’s not particularly beautiful to look at. It’s not very fancy to say out loud but, oh, the joy of hearing it for the...

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With a Lysol to kill

You spend years, money, time and effort to give your kids the best and most nutritious and organic food that’s out there. You pretty much stay clear off products that are too colorful or have an...

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New rules around the blog…

Lately, I’ve learned a great deal about social media. As a writer and social person I thought I had it all covered. Apparently not! Rule number one: Never have a website name with the same as your...

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